Dash

Coffee & Cocoa

These chocolaty cereal bits are sure to get you going. Made from a threesome of Organic Rice, Oat and Coconut Flour with delicious notes of Cocoa & Intelligentsia Coffee.

$24 (2 Boxes) - 1600 Tickets

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Dash

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These chocolaty cereal bits are sure to get you going. Made from a threesome of Organic Rice, Oat and Coconut Flour with delicious notes of Cocoa & Intelligentsia Coffee.

Turns the
Milk to
Cold Brew

Because who has time to make coffee and cereal when you can have both?

Vegan
Gluten Free
Snorkel Dash
Made with Inteligentsia Coffee
4G of Sugar

Lameeeee
You should like come chill

Warning

Only Consume if ...

01

Your bloodstream is more caffeinated than your coffee.

02

Your side hustle has a side hustle.

03

Your alarm chirps before the birds do.

04

You're never not doing.

Age:.......................................................................2 Yrs (27 Human Years)
Sex:.......................................................................She/Her/Hers
Location:.......................................................................Where Am I not
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Looking for Both?

Dash + Zombie

We've got a character for every mood to rep you at your most wired or most tired. Dash turns your milk into cold brew and Zombie has the adaptogens to max your relax.

$0 (2 Boxes) - 1600 Tickets

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Reviews

“I hated this cereal, it made me feel like a CRAZY person. I don’t understand how anyone would ever need any kind of energy what-so-everrr”

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